Fuck age difference. Age is but a number.
Nahuli ko siyang nakatingin sa 'kin.
Couple's who argue the most..
diaryoflittlesecrets: I think they are the couples who are really in love, they usually last the longest, because they have two different things to understand, they are not afraid to disagree with one another, they are strong enough, they have that kind of courage to fix the problems and the misunderstandings, When you stop fighting, Do you think you still care? No. Why? Because when you stop...
Billy: Mom, what's a bitch and a bastard?
Mom: Well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen.
Later Billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors and hears "put your penis in my vagina!" Then Billy goes to his mom.
Billy: Mom, what's a penis and vagina?
Mom: Well, a penis is a hat and vagina is a coat.
Then Billy sees his dad shaving and cut himself and says "shit"
Billy: Dad, what's shit?
Dad: Well Billy, shit is a type of shaving cream.
Then Billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says “fuck!”
Billy: Mom, what's fuck?
Mom: Well Billy, fuck is a way of cutting the turkey.
Later the guests arrive and Billy goes to them
Billy: Hello bitches and bastards, may I take your penis’s and vaginas, my dad’s upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Gago lang!!